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Dialectical Dessertism: The Contest

Journal Entry: Sun May 19, 2013, 9:00 PM

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It has long been debated just how cake and pie came to be bitter enemies (and occassional allies against other desserts).  Some say it started in the Middle Ages when butter was first used for both unequally awesome desserts.  

While others say it was when cake became a CV and the power went to her head!  

At still yet, there is the rumor that is started when pie failed his sobriety test and blamed it all on cake for keeping him out too late.

But maybe none of those are the real story.  That's where YOU come in.


What's this Contest About?



It's pretty simple.  You're going to answer a very simple question.  What is the origin of the pie/cake debacle?  How you go about doing that is completely up to you.  But since you have complete creative freedom to write history, we're expecting some very interesting (to say the least) renditions.


What's Going to be Judged?



:bulletblue: Both poetry and prose will be accepted

:bulletblue: Minimum of 500 words and Maximum of 3,000 for prose entries

:bulletblue: Maximum of 50 lines for poetry entries

:bulletblue: Eclairs are not permitted*

:bulletblue: Make sure you proofread. Bad grammar is inexcusable.

:bulletblue: Obviously, your submission must be created for this contest.

:bulletblue: All entries should be noted to `GrimFace242 before the deadline.

:bulletblue: Cheesecake and brownies are also banned.  Mentions of either will result in immediate disqualification**

*Eclairs are only allowed if they are shown in a light that is fitting to their horribleness.
**Unless it's really funny.  Then we'll allow it.


Start Date: May 20th, 2013

End Date: June 21st, 2013; Midnight EST



Judges


:icongrimface242::iconneurotype::iconshadowedacolyte::iconpisatielnitsa:

Poetry Prizes


Winner:
400:points: donated by *MeganLawler94
200:points: donated by `GrimFace242
100:points: donated by ^neurotype
50:points: donated by `thorns
Pixel Portrait donated by `mirz-alt
Drawing of Choice donated by ~MurkamiHaruka

Runner Up:
200:points: donated by *MeganLawler94
100:points: donated by `GrimFace242
100:points: donated by ^Beccalicious
Simple Stamp Request donated by `mirz-alt

Prose Prizes


Winner:
400:points: donated by *MeganLawler94
200:points: donated by `GrimFace242
100:points: donated by ^neurotype
50:points: donated by `thorns
Pixel Portrait donated by `mirz-alt
Drawing of Choice donated by ~MurkamiHaruka

Runner Up:
200:points: donated by *MeganLawler94
100:points: donated by `GrimFace242
100:points: donated by ^Beccalicious
Simple Stamp Request donated by `mirz-alt

Live and Let Pie Award

Cakeitude lovingly donated by ^neurotype
200:points: donated by `GrimFace242


Pie Wars: The Cake Strikes Back Award

To be Decided by ^neurotype and `GrimFace242
Titanium Spork donated by `Memnalar
500:points: donated by *MeganLawler94
200:points: donated by `GrimFace242


Features for ALL Winners


=Amriah, ~AzeeraTheNinja, =Cooper3, *SurrealCachinnation, `MagicalJoey, *MeganLawler94, `IrrevocableFate, `MagicalJoey, =pisatielnitsa, =DrippingWords, *SadisticIceCream



But, but, I wanna donate a prize...


It's okay.  It's not too late to donate a prize.  Just note `GrimFace242 with the details and he'll add it to the list!



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Be A Critic Volume 14

Journal Entry: Wed May 15, 2013, 6:03 PM


~WinteroftheSoul

A Poet to His Beloved (draft)You are the lone blue flower
Sparkling in rough weeds
You are the hummingbird’s hover
His dance where the black bush is

You are Italian summer
Corked up for Christmas-time
Light gold and bubbling over
Raw with the taste of home

You are thick olive oil
That sizzles pink sausage brown
You are soft stars of garlic
Their snap out and simmer down

You are the fragrance of dinner
Wafting up creaky stairs
One that rushes folks down in a fervor
And hurries them through their prayers

Your presence, O queenly maiden
Is the pre-service quiet in church:
The alter in blossoms is hidden
A few pray, the choristers watch

By oak doors for the sign
WordsWords are soul-doors,
Best when thrown open--
Let in the light
FireThe dark grows hands
They reach into my heart to warm themselves
I shiver, but I hope.


The Challenge


:bulletblack: Pick at least one of the thumbs above*
:bulletblack: Read it
:bulletblack: Comment or Critique it**
:bulletblack: Leave a comment on THIS journal with the following:
:bulletwhite: A link to your comment on the deviation you chose***
:bulletwhite: A link to one of your deviations you'd like to have feedback on

:bulletblack: Wait for the results to come out!

Start Date: NOW!


End Date: May 28, 2013 @ 11:59PM EST




The Prizes


:bulletblack: One random winner will receive a comment/critique from me.
:bulletblack: A second random winner will receive 50:points:



Winners from Volume 13


:bulletblack: *GuinevereToGwen won a comment/critique from me. 
:bulletblack: ~HuntingForHappiness won 50:points:



Interested in being Featured?


Awesome!  It's real simple to sign up.  Just drop me a note with the thumbcodes to three of your deviations you'd like to receive feedback on.  Prose, poetry, scripts, anything!  But, before you send me the note, please make sure that the deviations you're choosing have a couple questions in the author's comments.  It's much easier to give feedback on something if you know what the author isn't sure about.

*Commenting/critiquing on more than one of the deviations will increase your odds of winning.  There is a strict limit of three entries per deviant.
**A Comment is a few lines, possibly a paragraph, about your opinion of the story.  It usually includes something that you really liked and should include at least one thing that can be improved.  A Critique is many paragraphs about the deviation and will include both personal opinion as well as correction to technical errors.
***To get a link to your comment, once you've submitted it, click on the time stamp.


Oh Wow. Just Wow!

Journal Entry: Sun May 12, 2013, 8:50 AM




A huge, massive thanks to ^neurotype for featuring Breakup Speech as a DD today.  It was a most wonderful surprise!  So for today, and today only, I'm going to ignore her cake loving ways.

While I'm here, I might as well give y'all a quickie update about me.  Life is going better, well, aside from the date that cancelled on me last minute Friday.  It was alright though.  I took the Aunt out instead and got her all liquored up for the Uncle.  I was on time for my cousin's little boy's first Holy Communion yesterday morning, but the Aunt (gram to the little boy) was tardy and wearing sunglasses in the church.  I take complete blame for this and was quite proud. :giggle:

Had an awesome night last night with a live band at the club.  Working the door with my buddy, Joe, is always fun.  Playing babysitter to a bar full of drunks was not so much fun.  But we did learn that most people are afraid of two guys with shirt sleeve tats, shaved heads (we did not plan to be shaved at the same time. It's all `thorns' fault. You should go harass her!), and tight fitting black Security shirts.  We only had to throw one person out.  Not all that bad.

Today, since it is Mother's Day, I woke up early (well, early for me so like 8am), drove over to Dunkin Donuts, grabbed some coffee and sammiches, and then promptly delivered them to the Aunt and Uncle.  They were still asleep (good thing I have a key and was able to keep their pooch quiet), so I left breakfast on the counter and drew a red heart on the Aunt's cup and sammich wrapping.  Got a text about half and hour later asking what I'm doing this afternoon.  She wants to thank me for breakfast by taking me out for a drink.  :giggle: 

So how have you all been?  Anything crazy awesome going on that I'm missing out on??  Are you all prepared for the surprise I'm still prepping??

-Grim

  • Listening to: Big Balls by ACDC
  • Drinking: DD Iced Tea

Well, I wonder why it is that we have 

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4 deviants said but we have no astronauts
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2 deviants said roustaboust, rapscallions & a bucket load of boozers
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2 deviants said poets, priests & pirates
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1 deviant said balladeers and blowhards of all sorts
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1 deviant said [link]
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No deviants said rascals, rogues & losers

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~AeroModo 12 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
A random question: would sweets have an affect on your literature? If so, what type?

Thank you for putting up with me. :iconretardthinkingplz:
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:icongrimface242:
I loves me some cookies. cookies are awesome. 'spcially when i've been drining (yea, i've been doin ghtat)
hhehehehehhehe
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~mormonbookworm 3 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
According to this[link], and my late night, may-or-may-not-be-a-bit-high-on-pain-med logic, you should nearly 3 dA years old! (And wait, I'm older than you???)
Congrats!
(And no, of course I wasn't going through your old polls, I'm ont creepy... :shifty:)
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`GrimFace242 2 days ago   Writer
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STALKER!

And yea, I'll be 3 on Sunday.
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~mormonbookworm 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Grim...I was on pain meds, don't judge me.
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